Your lease is up. Due to the fact that you haven't been paying rent, I'm going to have to ask you to evict the premises. You haven't been the best tenant- you've constantly kept your Landlord up at all hours of the night with your crashing into walls. Were you break dancing, what the heck is up with that? Also, I am unable to return to you your security deposit, due to the fact that you're leaving the property in poorer condition than when you moved in. No, not all those stretch marks were there when you got there... and let's not talk about the havoc you're going to wreak upon moving out. Let's just say it has to do with the plumbing.
I've arranged a new place for you to stay. It might not be as cozy, but I think you'll like it:
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