Yeah, I know I complain a lot. I know I'm maybe a wee bit snarkastic. (Hey hey, see what I did there?) I would like to just state, for the record, that I have been feeling a little bit better lately. The morning sickness has dwindled, although if I ever meet the person who coined it "morning" sickness, I will strangle them for false adveritising. I'm still getting the headaches, but I'm not on my anti-painkillers crusade since I cross referenced over four dozen websites making four-doubly times sure it was ok to take Tylenol. Tylenol and me? We're like long lost best friends. If Tylenol started a cult, I would join it, that's how deeply I believe in The Cause. I look very very pregnant, but I found some clothes that actually fit around the belly without making me look like there's a circus being set up in my shirt. Now it just looks like I'm hiding an Oompa Loompa under there.
Most importantly, now that I'm getting a better handle on how I feel physically, I FINALLY have the energy to actually be excited! Now I can think about fun stuff like how cute Chris is going to look holding our baby, where as a week ago, all I could think about was "Oh god, where's the nearest bathroom?" I am so ready to start enjoying this, I've been waiting impatiently and hoping that I would make it to the point where I wouldn't be constantly bedridden (or couchridden) and afflicted.
I can't wait. Every day, something little happens to show me that I am the luckiest woman on the planet. Here's what it was today:
TheValSlayer [7:12 P.M.]: Shugga, I don't know what the hell I did with my phone charger and my phone is dead.
+17604857297 [7:16 P.M.]: Did u look behind the wine and decanter
TheValSlayer [7:16 P.M.]: Why would I look there? That's the last place I left it, I wouldn't possibly be there. OH MY GOD HOW DO YOU HANDLE ME???
+17604857297 [7:31 P.M.]: With ease baby
Although, I will admit, I am kind of worried that Chris isn't a human being, but an alien in disguise. He's a little too perfect.
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