A very sweet, very well-meaning friend sent me an email this week saying "Let me know if you need anything!"
That's one of those questions you're not supposed to ask someone in my condition... because I really need:
*My house cleaned.
*My laundry done.
*My car washed.
*A personal assistant.
*My bills paid.
*My roots dyed.
*Pants that fit.
*Pizza, eggrolls, and Ocean Salad. Every Day.
*A pedicure.
*A nanny, at least part-time.
*A new DVR.
But really, I'd settle for someone to entertain me during my nightly routine of lying on my couch, miserable and unable to move.
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